I am not very good at drinking. I need to admit defeat after 1 or 2 drinks, not 4, and certainly not that fifth one. What on earth was I thinking with those scary green Tokyo tea things? Good god y'all. mopmonster was even concerned, and he's a Monster! Thanks for checking up on me.
So, some compassionate stranger put me in a cab so I got home after I tripped and fell while I was trying to use my phone, so I guess I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
But yeah, I kind of hurt myself there. Looks like I got in to a fight!
Tragic and unappealing, that's not my bag, baby.