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My entries lately have been kind of vague, there's a whole hell of a lot going on that I haven't written about. Why do I censor myself so much? I guess too many peeps be readin', maybe. Maybe I should devote this journal solely to photos of my ass, or photos of my bruises.

And now, an anecdote.

I was at the Lucky Penny enjoying Sausage and Eggs, the link style little breakfasty kind of sausages. When I cut the last sausage in half, one half flipped over and landed directly in the middle of the plate, erect, pointing proudly at the ceiling. I laughed and said something about a Sausage Party, or whatever euphemism seemed appropriate at the time and ate it up yum. A while later, an older couple seated across from me got up to leave, and the woman tapped me on the shoulder, and said quietly, "I saw your sausage." It was HILARIOUS. Ok. Whatever.

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violalee
Jul. 18th, 2003 01:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY. okaywhatever
caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 01:44 pm (UTC)
Actually it was High-Larious, but it's kind of hard to describe the whole situation, like the fact that she was dressed entirely in subtle leopard spots, that she was maybe 65 years old and looked kind of like the Oracle from the Matrix...
rev_rance
Jul. 18th, 2003 02:37 pm (UTC)
Can *I* see your sausage?!
caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 02:52 pm (UTC)
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You can nibble it!
nux_vomica
Jul. 18th, 2003 02:47 pm (UTC)
i know whatcha mean about keeping certain things under wraps.
that's why ya gots ta make time for your friends in real life, so you can get it out of your gizzard.

'i saw your sausage.'
caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 02:53 pm (UTC)
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I have been making all sorts of time for my friends, that's the thing! :-P
nux_vomica
Jul. 18th, 2003 03:00 pm (UTC)
Re:
ahhhh...
me too. i feel wierd not having a social date today...:P
grammardog
Jul. 18th, 2003 03:35 pm (UTC)
ALL ASS

ALL THE TIME
caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 03:40 pm (UTC)
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OKAY i'll get right on that!!
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caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 07:59 pm (UTC)
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I haven't messed around with the filters but i've considered it. I keep my real private thoughts in a book in the meantime, or locked in my purple head.

Most of my journal entries would be pretty repetitive if I were to really pour it out. I've got years and years of journals laying around and it's always sort of a variation on a theme... :-)

I'll look in to the filters.
warpanda
Jul. 18th, 2003 08:28 pm (UTC)
Now I'm curious
About the theme. :-P

Is it anything to do with ass, bruises, or sausage? :-)
caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 10:11 pm (UTC)
Re: Now I'm curious
Well, ass, certainly, and just the various little cyclic dramas and traumas of daily life. It's all just the sort of thing that makes you cringe when you read it and reflect. ;)

I'm bo-o-oored.
warpanda
Jul. 18th, 2003 10:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Now I'm curious
I like cringing. :-)

Well, ok, I like making others cringe..but that's close right?

I'm less of a journal writer and more of an occasional spouter. Oddly enough I usually would start journals, and they would go for like five or six pages before I stopped writing. it took an electronic one to get anything resembling something of permenance that has more then 5 or 6 angry entries.

Ah, technology.
caffeina
Jul. 18th, 2003 11:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Now I'm curious
God bless livejournal, huh?

Only here can I ramble incessantly about my neurotic crap, and then post something about sausage and get like 15 responses from all manner of weirdos. Hooray!

I use livejournal sort of just as a way of keeping people posted, like a newsletter all about me and my bruised butt.
warpanda
Jul. 18th, 2003 07:56 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, ass, sausage, and bruises. This could be the start of something beautiful or frightening.

Or it could be breakfest.

Seriously though as far as censorship..have you tried setting up filters? I personally have some set up for everyone, close friends, and then close friends who I know can listen to me bitch about my primary without them making bad suggestions. It helps so that I can say most of the things I want in my journal without having to edit too often.

Just an idea. If thats too much trouble..then a journal devoted to breakfest would also be lovely.
radiumhead
Jul. 19th, 2003 12:17 am (UTC)
You have freinds in NY, at least.

BLEAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

MY PURPLE DOG FARTS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
caffeina
Jul. 19th, 2003 12:20 am (UTC)
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MY PURPLE ASS BRUISE um ALSO!!!!!! YEAH!

i'm drinking chardonnay (she is a stripper)
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