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Jul. 2nd, 2003

If I were a stone, I would be: a smooth little pebble
If I were a tree, I would be: lemon tree (very pretty, the flower smells so sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat)
If I were a bird, I would be: a dusky headed conure
If I were a machine, I would be a: hitachi wonder wand
If I were a tool, I would be a: lever
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a fern
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: morning fog, warm windy afternoons, foggy evenings
I were a mythical creature, I would be: THE CRACKEN
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: that weird hoo-hoo squeaky south american thing
If I were an animal, I would be: a Koi
If I were a color, I would be: Prussian Blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: melancholy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: chock full of vitamins!
If I were a sound, I would be: cicadas in august
If I were an Element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: fuel efficient
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: weird
If I were a movie, I would be: Suburbia
If I were a food, I would be: Pupusas con Queso at 2am
If I were a place, I would be: under my covers
If I were a material, I would be: neon green fun fur
If I were a taste, I would be: Sweetly bitter
If I were a scent, I would be: leather, honeysuckle, american spirits, grapefruit
If I were a religion, I would be: Zoroastrianism
If I were an object, I would be: objectified
If I were a body part I would be: a clitoris, i mean, DUH
If I were a facial expression I would be: wonderment
If I were a subject in school I would be: art history
If I were a cartoon character I would be: the lishping cat from Mutts
If I were a shape I would be a/n: oval
If I were a number I would be: 18
If I were a month I would be: Rocktober
If I were a day of the week I would be: Garbage Day
If I were a time of day I would be: Twilight
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be a: Cuttlefish
If I were a direction I would be: Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a big overstuffed chaise lounge
If I were a sin I would be: all sorts of fun
If I were a historical figure I would be: merciful, but feared
If I were a liquid I would be: Kahlua


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Jul. 2nd, 2003 01:05 pm (UTC)
This reminds me strongly of the Roger Waters song If:

Jul. 2nd, 2003 01:10 pm (UTC)
Hmm! Except that rhymes. I should've tried harder.

I actually swiped this from grammardog's journal, because she has all the good ideas. I actually wrote some things down like this, like "if I were a cardinal direction, I would be Northwest, if I were a drink, I would be a White Russian" etc on the way back from Seattle, in my little journal. So, when I saw this, I laughed and had to pound out my own answers.
Jul. 2nd, 2003 01:30 pm (UTC)
Coolness. I mentioned the song because it's one of my favorite pre-DSOTM Floyd songs, and it's so very Roger.

(Especially the part where it goes 'If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain' and there's a high-pitched drill in the background. Very creepy.)
Jul. 2nd, 2003 02:50 pm (UTC)
Taylor Negron says:

Somebody asked me once, if I were a car, what kind would I be?

I said "used".
Jul. 2nd, 2003 09:07 pm (UTC)
I thought of that one as well! I hate cars really, though.
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