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MILLIONS OF PEAS

Aah. That almost makes up for the fact that I had to wake up to Bobby McFerrin crooning his little heart out at me after only 4 hours' sleep. Poo. Went out dancing at The Box last night with Kerri, one of my tenants. I always have fun there, and last night a man approached me on the street in front of the Blue and made me a balloon vagina. Hey! Sadly, I left it somewhere in the club.

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rev_rance
Jun. 17th, 2003 08:26 am (UTC)
That gives a whole new meaning to "Visualize Whirled Peas"

I want a picture!
caffeina
Jun. 17th, 2003 10:46 am (UTC)
I have a nice shiny green pin on my bag that says "give peas a chance" so I know where it's at. I'd think all those smushed peas would be a mighty interesting image!
(Anonymous)
Jun. 18th, 2003 12:44 am (UTC)
You just left your balloon vagina out for anyone to snatch up? Honestly..... ^_-
caffeina
Jun. 18th, 2003 12:48 am (UTC)
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Well I tried to hang on to it, but it was all slippery and cumbersome and wouldn't fit in to my purse.
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