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hey! I am alive, somewhat. This is the first day this week I've felt well enough to leave my dingy hotel aside from brief trips to the offie for juice. SAD. I thought "Oh no, I've got SARSAIDS®" but then, I realised I was sniffly and sneezy and gobby and all the things SARS don't do, so OH WELL.

I'm in a fabulous internet 'cafe' near Camden Town, and I just ate a Salad and returned the mobile phone I was using while in London and wow WOW it's damned warm and sunny out. WOW. Like San Damn Franciscan or something. And the g key on this keyboard is sticky. Sticky with what, you ask? Best not to. I feel like the last part of this trip has been sort of a bummer, lolling around in my tiny hotel room watching oodles and oodles of BBC programming. A lot of kids programmes. I've had some really amazing fever dreams, and watched all sorts of freaks fight and scream from my little window.

The new Ali G show is kind of awesome and kind of not. Borat rocks my ass all the way, though. laaaahhjdshfskjshkjf.

Being all sick in a strange city alone? Kind of bites. XOXO


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Apr. 16th, 2003 06:09 am (UTC)
SARSAIDS sounds like our version here of what we call the worst disease ever, "Ebolanoma".

Apr. 16th, 2003 06:16 am (UTC)
Ebolanoma! That's a lovely one. Another good one, stolen from unicornflower, is "Cancer of the AIDS". That comes in handy a lot.
Apr. 16th, 2003 03:02 pm (UTC)
Elbow-Mania? what?

Sounds like when I carry too many boxes through a small doorframe
Apr. 17th, 2003 05:39 am (UTC)
Heh. Combine Ebola with Melanoma. Voila, Ebolanoma.
Apr. 16th, 2003 03:43 pm (UTC)
Haw haw, you said "programmes." How are the adverts? Don't die over there, or get caught on a bus that's being hijacked to Cuba.
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:52 pm (UTC)
kamio come ome
there's a warm potato, awaiting u.
Apr. 17th, 2003 08:43 pm (UTC)
Re: kamio come ome
okay, I returned, plz to guide me to this potato?
Apr. 17th, 2003 08:31 am (UTC)
I call it the TKAIDS. For several years I would come down very ill after a visit with tk. He's a germ-toting vessel. Hopefully I have no built up an immunity... Hopefully...
Apr. 17th, 2003 11:10 am (UTC)
Pfft. I didn't give her anything. That was Peter. You only get sick because it's a psychosomatic response to your revulsion of me.

Sorry you're sick, Kamio. That sucks, especially since you're stuck in that tiny hotel room with only 4 channels. You're going home soon, though.
Apr. 17th, 2003 12:07 pm (UTC)
Well... maybe.
Apr. 17th, 2003 08:42 pm (UTC)
bitch don't return ma calls r nuthin' man
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