I am a slumlord in tenant's clothing!
Thursday morning I'll be going to court to evict the hell out of my evil tenant because it makes me feel big and tough! I am the MAN keeping you DOWN!
Not really. It's going to suck. I'm over at Joel's house, I walked up a bunch of hills thinking it was some sort of a shortcut, and I stopped to take photographs of rotting pumpkins and other strange items. And I bought Halvah.
Now it's time to go buy a new cel phone and some japanese kitsch.