caffeinatrix (caffeina) wrote,
caffeinatrix
caffeina

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Fucking hearse chasers

In today's (snail)mail:

HBC
Heir Buyout Company



Re: Estate of Susan G. _________
Case PR_____, Santa Cruz County


Dear Heir:

Heir Buyout Company can provide you with cash prior to distribution of the above mentioned estate. If you need funds for any purpose, let our Heir Purchase Specialists explain the program. We would like to introduce ourselves as a possible resource.

There is no obligation or upfront costs and we can complete most purchases in 10 business days or less.

If you would like more information, please call us at:
1-888-771-8724


If you have a need for our financial services, we look forward to helping you.

Sincerely,

Some Dickhead
Some Dickhead
Heir Purchasing Specialist
1739683

AND what's more, they mispelled my name! I can't help but think of Lionel Hutz.
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