I snarfed some text from the Police Blotter (but i had to edit it down, sadly) and made it Sanrio-esque. Whatever! I do what I want!
Eh, the embed isn't working out. the link is hyah. Fun it up.
07:47 earthquake? #Delivered automatically by LoudTwitter
This is one of the many reasons why you should never ever play dress-up with your pets. At least when there are other animals nearby.
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