"Who cares about the War on Drugs?
I've never fought a War on Drugs! I've never done shit on drugs besides played Halo 2!
Who cares about Darfur?
Darfur!?? I don't even know what the fuck that is!! That sounds like a T-shirt company to me."
Jonah Hill is hilarious.
"You can literally register to vote while you're pooping, if you have a laptop."
Sarah Silverman is so damned cool.
- mood:registered
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So, yeah, registration goes in the mail tomorrow.
But I don't have a laptop!
This year, the contest for control of the Northern County of San Mateo's Chamber of Commerce and the office of Comptroller shall be decided with the lives of the Moss Beach infidels and the blood of the Godless whore-mongers of Millbrae!
Allahu Akbar!
Akbar and Jeff!