ok wait...can i really vote while i am pooping? cause then maybe i WOULD vote this time round...

I guess you could vote while pooping if you register to vote absentee, or if you've got adult diapers you could poop all you wanted in the polling place...

That was a pretty awesome PSA.

I wasn't planning on voting this year, thinking CA is always blue and I'm still registered in PA and absentee ballots don't really count. But this PSA made me feel a little guilty. Also, I was on the toilet with my laptop while watching this.

So, yeah, registration goes in the mail tomorrow.

Voting, shmoting! Dangling Chads are SO Western and ineffectual. If there's one thing we've learned from the Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigade, Al Quaeda in Iraq, and Mayor Gavin Newsom, it's that nothing quite gets your point across like home-made napalm or a proper fragmentation grenade.

This year, the contest for control of the Northern County of San Mateo's Chamber of Commerce and the office of Comptroller shall be decided with the lives of the Moss Beach infidels and the blood of the Godless whore-mongers of Millbrae!

Allahu Akbar!

Akbar and Jeff!