"Who cares about the War on Drugs?
I've never fought a War on Drugs! I've never done shit on drugs besides played Halo 2!
Who cares about Darfur?
Darfur!?? I don't even know what the fuck that is!! That sounds like a T-shirt company to me."
Jonah Hill is hilarious.
"You can literally register to vote while you're pooping, if you have a laptop."
Sarah Silverman is so damned cool.