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Consumating's Question of the Week

What's in your bag (purse, wallet, pockets, etc.)?

In my rapid deployment backpack-of-holding right this minute:
My watercolor sketchbook (relatively new, only a few pages full)
a pair of really ginchy leather gloves I never wear,
a pair of hot topic armwarmers printed to look like a bandana,
as-yet-unwatched The Ring Two DVD,
Beat-up bright red PVC Hello Kitty Wallet containing
{ $160.87 in US currency as well as a Twenty Pound Note and a 2 dollar bill (not for spending, for being awesome!) My expired CA ID, SScard, Donor Thing, ATM card + business card from local branch assistant manager associate (wtf kind of title is that?!), Tres Agaves business card, current SFMOMA Membership card, Thingy for a free small coffee at Peet's, Virgin store VIP card with conflicting point amounts, Club Bev! card, a paint chip in the color G22: JAIDEN. A Meat Buying License card adorned with various animal silhouettes "Kill one, buy for life!" which segues nicely to the lurid, graphic and sensationalized piece of anti-abortion pro-life propaganda behind it}
7 pens and one mechanical pencil,
a very old wee watercolor half-pan travel set
a cracktorch-style butane lighter
one pack of Djarum Vanilla Clove Cigarettes.
A Ninja Stick,
Face Powder compact,
Spare pair of glasses,
Pack of gum,
2 extra batteries for my camera,
some postcards and invites to clubs
a tiny zine
fistful of stickers
Groovy makeup bag (actually a Japanese pencil case with skulls and shiny) containing excessive cosmetics
Keys to my shit
little blue LED photon light.
And lint.
My muni bus route map is missing! Gr.

(From Consumating)


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Jul. 13th, 2007 05:17 am (UTC)
Those ninja sticks aren't illegal in California?
Jul. 13th, 2007 07:09 am (UTC)
*cough cough* NINJA IS ABOVE THE LAW!
Jul. 13th, 2007 07:57 am (UTC)
you should be careful. Having one on you is a is a misdemeanor offense, using one is a felony... yup felony.

I wanted a new friction lock baton, not the old one that has a heavy spring in it made by Asp. But according to California law and several of my cop friends, it's illegal. Now, the irony is that I can carry any of my lethal hand guns, that can blow a hole in you that you can put your thumb through, yet a metal stick, nope. I carry at any given time 3 different knives and all are razor sharp and perfectly legal. But carry a retractable baton and you could get arrested for weapons possession.

If I was you, I would carry instead a steel or aluminum vibrator. Yes, big black 14" vibrator. First off it's obviously a multitasker. Second, who wants to be hit with a big black vibrator? Thirdly, you would be the bell of the ball in SF.

Or carry the ultimate self defense gear... doodoo on a stick. Whip out doodoo on a stick and no one will fuck with you, seriously!
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