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Scorpio Horoscope for week of February 22, 2007
    In the coming weeks, you'll attract cosmic assistance whenever you add to your repertoire, branch out artistically or socially, or start gathering seed money for a project that may take years to ripen. Mythically speaking, the coming weeks will also be a good time to have intimate relations with a fertility god or goddess, and to plant magic beans that will grow into a beanstalk that reaches the sky. "Is that it?" you may be asking. "Nothing but good news?!" My only caveat, which is pretty minor, is that you might add a few pounds to your frame. If you're a hetero woman, that could be caused by a pregnancy unless you're careful.


NOT OK, MISTER BREZSNY.

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new_bird
Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:50 am (UTC)
I don't get it.
new_bird
Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
oh haahahah I went to fatshionista/friends instead of just the community. i was like "what does this have to do with anything?" oh...thats funny.
caffeina
Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)
LOL awesome. No harm, no foul. PS: your TRUTH BUCKET icon plus my QUIT STARING AT MY BUCKET icon = too much BUCKET!!!
new_bird
Feb. 22nd, 2007 03:04 am (UTC)
hahaha...buckets rule.
caffeina
Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
I'm not down with getting knocked up, is the big deal. Heh.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 22nd, 2007 03:00 am (UTC)
being down with not getting knocked up is no little big thing.
caffeina
Feb. 22nd, 2007 03:22 am (UTC)
big little upside down is rightside up
angelbob
Feb. 22nd, 2007 03:06 am (UTC)
Then he cautions you to be careful this week :-P
caffeina
Feb. 22nd, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
Happily, of the problems i've got, this is absolutely not an issue atm. :-/
hotpoint
Feb. 22nd, 2007 11:46 pm (UTC)
Well, be careful foolin' around with the fertility god-or-goddess! Get a god-condom! God-latex-barriers! GOD-DAMS!
radiumhead
Feb. 23rd, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
If your bucket and the Bucket of Truth met the Ultimate Perspective Vortex, there would be big trouble.
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