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Scorpio Horoscope for week of February 22, 2007
    In the coming weeks, you'll attract cosmic assistance whenever you add to your repertoire, branch out artistically or socially, or start gathering seed money for a project that may take years to ripen. Mythically speaking, the coming weeks will also be a good time to have intimate relations with a fertility god or goddess, and to plant magic beans that will grow into a beanstalk that reaches the sky. "Is that it?" you may be asking. "Nothing but good news?!" My only caveat, which is pretty minor, is that you might add a few pounds to your frame. If you're a hetero woman, that could be caused by a pregnancy unless you're careful.


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  • total whore.

    So, caffeina, your LiveJournal reveals... You are... 7% unique (blame, for example, your interest in stimucrank) and 15% herdlike (partly…

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    You want government out of people's personal lives, but you appear to desire some continued government control over people's economic…

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    I snarfed this from scirocco