March 28th, 2006

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I cannot come to your party because there are always drunk people at your party. Probably they're drunk before they get there because God knows they couldn't get smashed on the paltry array of booze you offer. I am glad that drunk people still amuse you, because everyone deserves love, but I'm so over that whole poking-fingers-in-chest-for-emphasis thing. Perhaps another time.

I cannot come to your party because I am going to another party. They asked me later than you did, but they're nicer people. We're going to an Indian restaurant, and then maybe we'll go to a movie. Or we'll just stroll around talking. Doesn't that sound better than sitting on an orange couch with your knees above your eyes trying to hear a woman you're supposed to know but don't talk about a brand of men's cologne you've never heard of? Doesn't that sound better than staring at the pathetic midlife Jacuzzi you've got set up in the backyard while trying not to think about what may or may not have gone on in there with you and Marjorie, if that's her name. That's what I do at your parties, I stand outside by the recycling bins and pray for an electrical fire. Again, thanks for thinking of me.

Wow something from SFGate was actually amusing?? GASP. From this article by Jon Carroll
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Hi there!

Here's a little quiz about me. Please fill out the answers and reply in the comments.

I'm going to actually screen the comments and not post them. So if you WANT to reply, but don't want everybody to see your answers, don't worry. Only I can see them!!

::WHAT IF::

1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out i was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Style:
12. Body:

::WOULD YOU::

13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

::HAVE YOU EVER::

21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

::AND MORE::

27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in three words:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

No ... quite frankly I don't know WHAT they did with #17. Something fishy there...
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