January 4th, 2005


cootie catcher

I snarfed this from xriotgrrrlx

I have kissed someone... ((and "kiss" is applied neither euphemistically nor metaphorically here))

On the cheek.
On the lips.
On their hands or fingers.
In my room.
In their room.
Of the same sex.
Of the opposite sex.
Younger than me.
Older than me.
With jet black hair.

With gray hair.
With curly hair.
With blonde hair & blue eyes.
With flaming red hair.
Shorter than me.
Taller than me.
With a lip ring.
With a tongue ring.
Who was drunk.
Who was high.
Who I had just met.
Who was homosexual.
Who I didn't really want to kiss.
On a holiday.
On a dare.
Who was going out with someone else.
Who was going out with someone close to me.

Who was my good friend's brother or sister.
Who had been/is in jail.
In a graveyard.
In a church.
At a show/concert.
At the beach.
In a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water.
Who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with.
With dyed hair.
With a shaved head.
Who was/is my good friend.
Who was/is in a band.
Who has tattoos.
Who is of a completely different race than me.
In the rain.
In another continent besides where I was born.
With an accent.
With an std. (cooties?)
On a boat.
In a car/taxi/bus.
On a plane.
At the circus/carnival.
With a missing body part.
In the movies.
Eskimo style.
Upside down.

In jail.
Whose name I didn't know.
Who didn't know my name.
Who was wearing pink underwear.
(guessing at this, odds are good)
Who was a complete asshole.
Who forgot about it or acts like it.
On a roller coaster.
When I was 10.
In an RV.

Who thought I was a member of the opposite sex.
Who thought I was drunk when I wasn't.
Who broke my heart.
Whose heart I broke.

back home they call me Smoochy McTongue
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