September 17th, 2004

kid mit thought

Sometimes...

Sometimes I'll get the urge to browse the Missed Connections on craigslist. I don't think i'm the only one who looks, hoping someone's fallen MADLY and Anonymously in Love after seeing me, you know, buying a melon at the corner store. Still nothing. Damnit. But I love reading silly drama, and today the best ones are definitely WACKY and KNEE-SLAPPY strangeness:
To the Armored Germanic Barbarians in my Office Right Now M4B

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Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-09-17, 11:57AM PDT

Please stop ransacking my office and bludgeoning accountants to death so I can concentrate. You are raging and merciless, but I must finish this crack-rock, er.. spreadsheet. Maybe we can meet for some lunchtime raping and pillaging. I will bludgeon some accountants too. Please stop your savage berserking.

I'm sorry. I just don't usually do this many drugs before noon. Must... build... tolerance...

this is in or around goo goo goo goo
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to the naked girl in my office right now - 5 (financial district)
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Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-09-17, 11:35AM PDT

please put some clothes on so that I can concentrate. You are so lovely but I must finish this spreadsheet. Maybe we can meet for luch. I will take my clothes off too. Please put your clothes on.

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intentionally or not, some posts are beautiful.
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