Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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DJ Spazmo needs throat spray. His is stinky and probably sticky, too. It leaked all over the damned place. He questions his Karma.
My eyeball is red but it will go back to less red. Yaaawwwn. The goat almost fell in the toilet. And He forgot about the $5 in his underpants. Wow! This all makes perfect sense.
Friday, LI PO LOUNGE, WASH ME LIVE
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Who could go wrong with that combination?!
Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?"
Actually.. the robot which shot panthers out of his chest was Soundwave, who was a Decepticon and thus not Optimus Prime's friend. Well, maybe he did actually consider Decpts to be friends, just not visa-versa.