Cute like a sweetly retarded nephew, maybe? The guy in the "Girls Gone Wild" hat is just all wrong.

That's the thing about these trucker hat kids, they aren't doing anything for themselves that a good drug habit, graveyard-shift-at-7-11-job, 2-packs-a-day lifestyle couldn't do better!

( Every so often, when I find myself drunkenly belligerent, I have to restrain myself to keep from smacking the trucker hats off their little heads. Yeah right, I talk big but I'm no hat-smacker. )