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I wandered around the orkut networking community six-degrees/friendster/tribe site for a while and happened upon the greatest community ever: We're going to Hell!, which encourages everyone, please, to participate in this year's National Masturbate at Work Day, and please, give generously.

[ i bet you have to be a member of orkut to see those links huh, but I don't care, it's still yuks-a-plenty for me over here ]


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Feb. 2nd, 2004 03:26 am (UTC)
Ms Manners

orkut/six-degrees/friendster/tribe site???????????

Dear Kamio,

With all the different networking communities out there what is a boy to do? If become a member of them all I might look desperate or worst a slut. How is an artsy fartsy guy like me supposed to find a nice artsy fartsy girl?

Sincerely yours,


Feb. 2nd, 2004 03:51 am (UTC)
Re: Ms Manners
have you tried the movies? you never know who you'll end up sitting next to!
Feb. 2nd, 2004 10:02 am (UTC)
the movies?
Well the movies I like to go to are full of creepy old men and the floors are all sticky
Feb. 2nd, 2004 05:09 pm (UTC)
Re: the movies?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like that!! God forbid my dead body should ever end up, uhh, "mis-placed". *shudder*
Feb. 2nd, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)
Re: Ms Manners
Dear Glenn,

Thank you for writing! I'm sure my readers all feel you, dawg. Your question brings up a tough, delicate situation. Trust me when I say that you must take painstaking care, first and foremost on your romantic quest, not to stray too far from "artsy" in to the realm of the "fartsy". That's number one.

As for your prospects in these topsy turvy times, I suggest that you ponder the heart-rending tale of The 6 Lonely Stripper Shoes Looking For Mates! and consider their fate. Only 14 hours and 17 minutes remain for these lonesome platform shoes. Can you see the obvious parallels here?

What you must do first is become a shoe fetishist! Next, join up on every jonny-come-lately int0rweb networking site that happens along. Boy Howdy! You'll be neck-deep in art-girls before you know it, my friend, guaranteed! Just use my fool-proof system and you CAN'T FAIL.

I kind of switched tracks there somewhere, but never the less, doesn't your heart go out to those poor lonely shoes, huddled together on eBay like neglected children? It's just so, so sad.

Ms. Manners
Feb. 2nd, 2004 09:55 am (UTC)
become a shoe fetishist!
Feb. 2nd, 2004 09:58 am (UTC)
Re: become a shoe fetishist!
Ah. Where is Imelda now? d0000d it's too bad the stripper shoes are so big, they couldn't be Imelda's...
Feb. 2nd, 2004 03:47 am (UTC)
masturbating at work=passe'
I had sex on my boss's desk once.
Feb. 2nd, 2004 06:50 am (UTC)
Re: masturbating at work=passe'
Mah Gawd. And here I thought I was being wild and impetuous with my mad escapades in the realm of "office park sex" back in the day. You win!
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