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new year, new you!


Well, this year's starting out better than the last. *cough* Don't know why these things matter so, but I do have some very serious personal resolutions, all in my little head. But instead of exposition and depth, I give you trite silly fluff auto-generated by clicking a link!


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.

Get your resolution here.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Be kinky more often.

Get your resolution here.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stop dating musicians.

Get your resolution here.


In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Masturbating[sic] at least twice a day.

Get your resolution here.


Truth be told, I do plan on cutting down to only 2 masturbatings per day.

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loin_mcboing
Jan. 1st, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
Sometimes one masterbating takes up the entire day, so there is hope.
=D
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