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Dec. 6th, 2005

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole loin_mcboing's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I set djdigit's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-112 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
caffeina

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garote
Dec. 6th, 2005 09:46 am (UTC)
You gotta cut down on them gang shootouts!
caffeina
Dec. 7th, 2005 05:34 am (UTC)
Naw, naw. I gotta cut down on all my dictatorships. They don't do me no good.
garote
Dec. 7th, 2005 07:52 am (UTC)
No way! I can personally attest to the benevolence of your rule!
djdigit
Dec. 6th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
Oh god, my fucking puppy!!
afterparty_sf
Dec. 14th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC)
Buttons
Dear Santa,

I want RadioStar SF buttons for X-Mas, but cannot seem to send an attachment via LJ. Please send an e-mail to AfterPartyPRO@yahoo.com with an e-mail addie so I can send you the file. Thanks.
~gobLyn
P.S. I've been a good boy all year;)
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